- while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
- the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch