snorlaxatives:

cobra-corey:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IT IS JULY FUCKING 17TH AND THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE TO USE THE CALENDAR EMOJI

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fappuclno:

*gets home from school*

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soudcloud:

soudcloud:

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

Anonymous:
What does the asian say? Chingchongchingchingchongidichong

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

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