If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
- while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
- the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later