evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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  • while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
  • the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later